Thursday, August 13, 2009
SCHOOL SICKNESS
I havent been to school in four days haha .Dont you think that is just fun aha.I find school boring but i actually want to get a good education i know its skanky.It is so damn annoying the teachers the uniforms and the food.All oh so damn groce.Oh damn RUFUS,haha it would be nice if nothing was enfroced in school.It would be fun is sports were a bigger syllabus in school and what else,delifrance as our sponsor as food.I would love Lady gaga to be my music teacher and play the guitar.My very own virtual imaginary school.I know its weird but its me la,what else haha.I would like to have gymnastic classes and what else no unifroms.Wearing skirts to school and any tshirt and you dont have to wear niceshirts.ahhaha i am a just typical lazy ass freak
Ten guides to dump your boyfriend
haha usually people will want to know the guide about how to find a boyfriend but i tend to do it vice versa.Mauhahaha.
1)dont reply his messages
2)dont reply his calls
3)if you see him give him the stink eye haha
4)try to avoid him as possible
5)flirt with guys that he hates
6)have lunch with your girlfriends and act dumb when he is there
7)do things he hates,i means that he really hates
8)Burn all the things he gave you,burn it baby
9)Embaress him by telling all his dark shitty secrets to everyone
10)lastly punch him in the ass and take his pants off him haha
The way to dump your boyfriend in ten way are:
1)dont reply his messages
2)dont reply his calls
3)if you see him give him the stink eye haha
4)try to avoid him as possible
5)flirt with guys that he hates
6)have lunch with your girlfriends and act dumb when he is there
7)do things he hates,i means that he really hates
8)Burn all the things he gave you,burn it baby
9)Embaress him by telling all his dark shitty secrets to everyone
10)lastly punch him in the ass and take his pants off him haha
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
The wonders of Gas drinks
Funny how you can be happy and annoyed.Its like a mixed feeling.Ha-Ha.I have always had the urge to laugh and spray out coke through my nose while i am laughing and it actually happend just now,i know very hilarious.My must was watching this dvd about animal abuse and it showed a monkey scratching a zebra's ass.I knew that is was some stupid hilarious dumb ass unworthy no point of a story haha.Anyway trust me ,the feeling of spraying out coke through your nose does hurt a bit but still HA-HA.Warning never try this at home okay!!Okay la only can be done under adult supervision ,ceh haha so called chicken shit.
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